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Joke of the Day

"A child asks his father how to be happy. He replied, ""I never knew what real happiness was until I got married..."" ""...and then it was too late."""

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early."

"Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do."

"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."

"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"

"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"

"Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know."

"What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go."

"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."