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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? An angry man shakes a fist..."

"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."

"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."

"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."

"Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want."

"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."

"Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop."

"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."

"My dad turns 60 today. Only 9 more years until I can make the kind of jokes that'll show him what a shining beacon of disappointment I am."