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Joke of the Day
"All my hostile pals are in hospitals."
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"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"Hanging out with fake, toxic people is like running a brothel for diseased cats. I don't do that shit anymore"
"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
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"Why did the vampire pull out? He needed permission to come inside."
"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eyes."
"If I want to hear good gospel music... ...I go to Christian Dingle .com"