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Joke of the Day
"All my hostile pals are in hospitals."
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"My Girlfriend crashed the car into a post today... It's no joke. The car is ruined and I am in serious pain."
"Australian politics"
"I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax."
"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."
"In 2050 old men will say bae'"
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"
"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."
"I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular"
"is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!"