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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
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"I was going to write a joke about the pentagon... But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle."
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years to life."
"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("
"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."
"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"
"Parents: ""Why don't you come socialize with the family?"" Me: *sits with family* *gets insulted by entire family* *goes back to bedroom*"
"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."