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Joke of the Day

"Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder."

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."

"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."

"I'm at a party right now and your mom is the only one waiting by the punchbowl. Your mom is the punch line."

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"

"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."

"What do you call a french person masturbating? Jacques-ing off."

"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"