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Joke of the Day

"I'm at a party right now and your mom is the only one waiting by the punchbowl. Your mom is the punch line."

"What happens if an elephant comes through your letterbox? Swim for it."

"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."

"What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? A park bench can support a family."

"I can confidently say I'm 150 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 40-50 of squishy stuff."

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"Air conditioning? Not a fan"

"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says ""Dude, gross. I'm eating."""