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Joke of the Day

"[LPT] How to enable site-wide flair! * Log out of Reddit * Click Register * Enter your flair in the ""username"" section * Complete the registration! You're even given an additional Karma Point!TM"

"Your restraining order says ""no"", but the 1/8"" gap between your living room curtains says ""yes""."

"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"

"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."

"Lawyer Joke Thread Submit your favorite lawyer jokes!"

"Reddit vs the Titanic At least the Titanic had a band"

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"Adopted Friend I feel really bad for my adopted friend. He is going through an existential crisis. Which sort of makes him like his Dad. He doesn't really know who he is."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."

"My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here."