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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"
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"Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again"
"It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants."
"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"
"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south? Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."
"What's a bad way to stop a pedophile? Tell him to think of the children."
"Waking up alone with morning wood is one of the hardest things in life. [NSFW]"
"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."