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Joke of the Day
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."
Next Joke
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."
"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."
"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"
"Sometimes when i don't want my wife to find something I Put it in her purse"
"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"
"You know what really gets on my nerves? myelin"