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Joke of the Day

"""Love me do"" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut"

"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""

"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."

"Whats the difference between a nun and a whore in a bathtub? One has a soul full of hope..."

"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."

"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"

"If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, ""I seriously love your place"""

"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."

"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."

"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"