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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."
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"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"
"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"Have you ever seen something and just wanted to devour it? Anyways I lost my job as a gynecologist today."
"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"
"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"