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Joke of the Day

"It's eating disorder awareness week and they're selling t shirts for charity They only carry x-smalls."

"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"

"I hate my step ladder for not being my real ladder."

"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"Nothing like the dreaded ""Mom I missed the bus"" text to get you up and moving."

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"

"It's SO ADORABLE when my kid's fish sleeps upside down. Because that's what it's doing. Sleeping upside down. At least until I go to Petco."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full"