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Joke of the Day
"Nothing like the dreaded ""Mom I missed the bus"" text to get you up and moving."
Next Joke
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."
"How did the homeless handicap child die? Alone"
"Five years ago, I couldn't see the forest through the trees, but now I can. Thank goodness for loggers and strip malls!"
"DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [me crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]"
"cow: where does milk come from? me: *laughs* cow: *laughs* farmer: *laughs* milk man: *laughs* everyone: *laughs* cow: but no, seriously."
"Okay mum...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook."
"A father asks his child, ""Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"" ""K, pop."""
"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."