211998
Joke of the Day
"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
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"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"
"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."
"I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl."
"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."
"How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you"