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Joke of the Day
"why do they put gates around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in"
Next Joke
"It's not really murder if you're already dead to me."
"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."
"Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. *Can I have oreos?* [NO]"
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"
"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"
"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."
"Men and women are like cats and dogs... You can't have sex with them in public."