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Joke of the Day

"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""

"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."

"The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women"

"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."

"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."

"I'm trying to give up ice cream. It's been a rocky road."

"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"