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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."
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"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."
"What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!"
"""Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted,"" said my dad. ""Are you kidding? Really?!"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""
"Since everyone is writing a poem, please don't read mine [deleted]"
"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"
"Your Life."
"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."
"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""
"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""