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Joke of the Day

"What's better than roses on a piano... Tulips on an organ. Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man."

"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"Death is coming to take a lawyer away The lawyer is weeping, ""why now? I am only fourty!"" Death replies, ""not according to the hours you billed your clients""."

"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."

"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"

"A pencil walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your type here."" The pencil yells back ""Erasist!"""

"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation."