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Joke of the Day
"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"
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"A company in India is releasing the first-ever ""smart shoe"" that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. ""Merry Christmas,"" said your wife."