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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream I was completely weightless... I was like... 0mg!"

"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."

"Sometimes I put a ""for sale"" sign in my neighbor's yard and pray the power of suggestion works."

"What is Hitler's favorite thing to eat? Not seafood."

"I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are ""slender and agile"" which pretty much rules that out."

"How do you tell a good joke on reddit? Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!"

"Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?"

"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."

"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"