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Joke of the Day
"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."
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"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""
"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."
"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."
"What's a hotdog's best subject in school? History. Because history has always been written by wieners."
"People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out."
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"