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"Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine? The Crimea River"
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"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"
"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."
"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"
"The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes."
"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."
"""You know your addiction is bad when you lie and say you're at the gym when really you're out shopping"" is the title of my autobiography."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
"How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb? Nun."
"Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, ""Christ speaking"", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome."