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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you ever really trust your toilet? It's usually full of shit."
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"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."
"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."
"What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"
"Why do elephants paint their testicles red? To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works. What's the loudest sound in the forest? Giraffes eating cherries."
"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."
"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"