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Joke of the Day
"Beverly Hills - 90210 Denver Broncos - 16"
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"STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION."
"""look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"""
"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."
"""Buttocks! Sexy sexy buttocks! Introduce me to your buttocks! My name is Tony!"" - from my new song, ""Dusk in Vienna"""
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"
"It's obvious that God doesn't hate gays; because if he did he would have made a plague or something to wipe them out."
"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"