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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."

"If I ever have a daughter, i'm gonna name her Desire And when she is 18, I'll kick her out of the house and when she asks why, I'll say ""Because all suffering comes from desire""."

"Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood"

"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"

"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"

"I asked my dad if I was adopted... He said, ""No, but not from lack of trying."""

"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

"People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses."