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Joke of the Day
"""I stalk people you've probably never heard of"" -hipster stalker"
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"Clergy A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asks, ""Want to screw some alter boys?"" And the rabbi responds, ""out of what?"""
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"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."
"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""
"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"
"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."
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"100 million years ago there were no creationists."
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