202049

Joke of the Day

"Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon? Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4."

"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."

"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."

"A blond goes to bed with a glass of water and an empty one. The latter is in case she wakes up not feeling thirsty."

"How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door"

"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."

"What did the gay paraplegic take for heartburn? Rolaids"

"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."