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Joke of the Day
"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"
Next Joke
"My doctor told me that I have ADHD but when I got home and checked, I still only have basic cable. Lying bastard!"
"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."
"Brian Williams told me if I lied I can get to the front page."
"What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you? ""I do."""
"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."
"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"
"Just once, I'd like to sleep as deeply as a cartoon sheriff whose keys are dangling seductively from his belt."
"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."
"FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*"