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Joke of the Day
"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"
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"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."
"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""
"How do you catch an elephant? You dig a big hole, fill it with ash, and put peas around the outside of the hole. When the elephant comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."
"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"
"Friend: are you ready for our hike? Me: *filling my camelback with french onion soup* just about"
"Man who run behind truck... get exhausted!"
"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"