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Joke of the Day
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
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"Why did the blonde starve to death? Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, ""Do not eat."""
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."
"Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't."