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Joke of the Day
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
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"[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help! a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*"
"Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan."
"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"
"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."
"An invisible man broke up with his invisible girlfriend... He didn't think they should see each other anymore."
"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"
"MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point"