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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a valley girl giving a blowjob for louis vuittons? Head over heels"

"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""

"Who is Donald Trumps favorite Pixar character? WALL-E"

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"

"I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me She keeps talking about this ""great"" guy names Jesus"

"A chess grandmaster is asked ""Which do you prefer, sex or chess?"" The grandmaster replies, ""It depends on the position."""

"There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing."

"HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it."

"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"