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Joke of the Day
"Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot."
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"A News Reporter just described someone as ""Healthy as a Bus"". Yeah....I don't know either."
"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"
"Why do hitman always wear gloves? because theyre always wacking guys off...."
"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"Lots of road accidents are caused by bad weather It snow joke"
"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"
"My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her I told her ""Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"""
"What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"