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Joke of the Day
"Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot."
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"I went camping recently. It was intense."
"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"
"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch"
"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"
"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"
"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye-deer"