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Joke of the Day

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"

"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."

"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."

"A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry. When the policeman informed his family he said ""There's no easy way to say this""..."

"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."

"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"

"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"

"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."