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Joke of the Day
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"
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"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."
"What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"
"Our cats aren't enjoying the 90-degree heat. But I refuse to apologize for climate change until they apologize for pissing on the carpet."
"I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."
"If the Pope could smell my farts right now he'd cancel Christmas."
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."