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Joke of the Day
"What beer do elderly rednecks drink? Silver Mullet"
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"why do we only eat some of the animals I'm looking at you manatees keep being fat your day will come"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat."
"Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband? She says he took her for Granite"
"What do you do if a girl sits on your hand? Try to get her off!"
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""
"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."
"The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet."