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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."
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"A guy is at the doctors... The doctor tells him ""we're gonna need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample."" The guy says ""Doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't you just take my underwear?"""
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam."
"My good friend is the world's best hitman... ...earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing."
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."
"Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!"
"Joke I just heard from a drunken asshole Man: why does your pussy taste like spinach Woman: because I just ate pop eyes"
"The doctors found a malignant tumor at my checkup the other day... It's really starting to grow on me"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"