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Joke of the Day

"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%."

"The wife asked me, ""When you're on a business trip away, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from cumming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"

"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""

"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"

"[posing nude] ME: make sure to capture all of my body's contours DMV GUY: again, this is entirely inappropriate for a license photo"

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"