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Joke of the Day

"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."

"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"

"My coworker asked me to guess who invented sliced bread. I said Jesus at the last supper because if I were Jesus why would my bread **not** come apart in clean slices?"

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers* no"

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"'Joe whats that package ya got today?' ""ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO"" 'Well its about time, right?' ""RIGHT"""

"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies? One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it"

"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""