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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most meta player on a Football team? The PUNter."

"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!"

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."