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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!"
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"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? ""I'm stuck on you!"""
"Well well well... looks like someone put on some weight again. ~ my pants right now"
"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."
"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"
"That Awkward Moment That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running..... and you're a boy."
"A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him: -Shh bby is ok"
"Donald Trump's tweets are actually really entertaining if you imagine him tweeting from a gold toilet while having violent diarrhea."
"[Exchanging gifts at family's house] *family opens up my gifts -uh, a history book? Your Facebook post suggested that you needed it."
"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."