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Joke of the Day

"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"

"how can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it? Anyway you want, a concrete floor is very hard to Crack!"

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof."

"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""

"I don't understand chinese philosophy. It Confucius me."

"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"

"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"

"What do you get for the man who has everything? Condoms."

"Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim."

"Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case."