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Joke of the Day
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
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"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"
"Ultimate joke formula Q: What did (x) say to (x)? A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf? ;3 ""F*** you"""
"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"
"What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible."
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."
"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."
"What's a basic girl's favorite vegetable? Asperrygus"
"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."