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Joke of the Day
"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."
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"23 Mind-Blowing Ways You'll Never Get Back the Time Spent Reading This List"
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"Two player prison game Prisoner One: Do you want to play the rape game? Prisoner Two: No! Prisoner One: That's the spirit!"
"I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have to spend one second talking to them on the phone."
"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"
"I invented a new word! Plagiarism!"