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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"

"I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!"

"Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song."

"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"

"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""

"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"

"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."

"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"