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Joke of the Day
"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"
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"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"
"What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief"
"I was skeptical Apple was using child labor until my iPod arrived and engraved on it was, ""Help! So hungry! Send Lunchables!"""
"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"
"I went to the doctor today and he told me to stop masturbating so much. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"
"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"
"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"
"Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night."