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Joke of the Day

"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"

"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."

"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground? *spits*"

"My reactions 1st child's problems: I WILL fix this!! 2nd child's problems: Let me know if you need help. 3rd child's problems: Good luck."

"Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links? Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off."

"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."

"I can't come tonight, couldn't get a babysitter.. It is really difficult to get a babysitter when you don't have any children."

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"I entered a laziness competition and placed first. I got atrophy."