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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"
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"My friend is a telemarketer. Sometimes, when he's relaxing, I'll call him out of the blue and piss him off."
"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."
"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"
"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"
"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."
"Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive."
"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"