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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"

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"I took a bite out of a vegetable the other day... The nurse was pissed"
"My mum at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mum in the morning: Wake the fuck up you lazy piece of shit."