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Joke of the Day
"Wish the trash would take me out for once."
Next Joke
"There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out. She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her."
"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"
"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"
"Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, but at the wrong time."
"Why is it faster to download Midget porn? The files are always smaller."
"What's the worst part of being a paedophile? It's hard to fit in."
"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
"What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters"