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Joke of the Day
"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"
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"TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him. She was charged with a misdeweiner."
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."
"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""
"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."
"At least 12 dead after shooting in Paris Bet they never thought they would be killed from a magazine."
"[Being murdered while eating a salad] Please sir will you stab the spinach out of my teeth don't let them find me like this"
"dog 911: what's ur emergency? dog: I JUST ATE CHOCOLATE dog 911: OMG WAS IT GOOD? dog: [whimpering] dog 911: ok ok. go eat some grass"
"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."