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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
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"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"
"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."
"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"
"I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens"
"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."
"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""
"new job in call center I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it."