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Joke of the Day
"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."
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"""You hang UP."" ""No, YOU hang UP."" - Movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for Up."
"Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?"
"I wanted to date a girl once... but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell."
"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."
"From my 9yr old You must be from the south...cause your the only Ten-I-See. kids got game."
"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."
"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."
"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"
"Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard."